Egads: Michelle Obama Does Double Dutch on White House Lawn

The ever-classless, overweight, and poorly dressed Michelle Obama jumped double-dutch jumprope on the White House lawn in what is sure to be a new low for an American First Lady. Even Betty Ford, who was draining the dregs of cough syrup from the White House medicine cabinets, did that indoors and away from the camera.

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What wasn’t caught on camera was a white house engineer opening up a south lawn fire hydrant so Michelle and the kids could strip down to their underwear and play in the spray. But even that was shortly lived when a firetruck siren went off a few blocks away. Michelle screamed “Its the Po-Po, run everybody!” and the party abruptly came to an end.