Got Marshmallows for Your Buddhist Roast?
Liberals love the idea of people setting themselves on fire for liberal ideals. Case in point, a buddhist wanted his marxist leader to come back to town. So he poured gasoline on himself and set himself ablaze in a hilarious demonstration of human stupidity, and in an action that likely required more work than he had performed in the past month.
From the BBC here:
A Tibetan monk has set himself alight in China’s Sichuan province, amid claims of a crackdown on monasteries in the region.
Unrest is fuelled by a widespread belief that the government wants to suppress Tibetan culture.
The argument has been going on for decades, with many Tibetans accusing the government of forcing monks to attend re-education camps, encouraging the migration of Han Chinese to Tibetan areas, and crushing any sign of dissent.
But the authorities say they have brought relative wealth and prosperity to a region that was a rural backwater.
The monk had been calling out “we Tibetan people want freedom”, “long live the Dalai Lama” and “let the Dalai Lama Return to Tibet”.
In March, a monk set light to himself in Aba, about 100 miles (150km) from the latest incident.
Gasoline is cheaper than re-education camps. If China can get the rest of the foolish monks to flame on, then problem solved.
Buddhism is loved by liberals because it espouses laziness and begging for food, the followers dress like queers, and because Buddhists don’t believe in Jesus. And a big part of Buddhism is their awesome recycling program, where people get reborn as bugs and butterflies and worms.
Was this self-immolation karma? Keep in mind that buddhists are poverty-stricken lazy people who subsist on rice and handouts. So naturally, lots of bad stuff happens to poor lazy people. Saying that such bad stuff is due to something that magically happened in another life is just their way of justifying sitting around all day on their lazy asses. I mean, look at Yoga. Its buddhist exercise, but its not exercise at all, just stretching and breathing, the epitome of lazy. If I sat on the couch all day I would have to stretch too.
