Granny Attempts to Waterboard Grandson for Eating Too Much Bacon

Life in the ghetto in west Philadelphia can be tough. Especially if you eat too much of Granny’s bacon.

From Delco Times here:

Eating too much bacon for breakfast resulted in the torture of a 9-year-old boy by his grandmother.

The attack culminated 9 p.m. Tuesday on Kolynych’s front lawn when the woman was seen sitting on top of the boy, blasting his face with water from a hose at close range.

“One witness stated that Mrs. Kolynych had chased her 9-year-old grandson through the yard.” “She threw him to the ground and was sitting on top of him, pinning him down and beating him on his legs. She was spraying water at very close range into (the child’s) face. The nozzle setting of the hose was on full force.”

During the alleged assault on the lawn, the child was yelling for help, screaming, kicking and squirming in attempts to get away.

“Apparently, he ate more bacon than anyone else at breakfast.” “She was yelling at him and picking on him all day because there wasn’t enough bacon for everyone.”

Judging from the neighborhood, I’m fairly certain that bacon was purchased with foodstamps.