Don’t Pump and Dump- Spray the Cops

Stephanie Robinette is a new Mom. Congrats, I guess. She just got busted after getting hammered at a wedding and beating up her husband. When the cops showed up, she locked herself in the car. Funny thing about cops, they don’t take no for an answer when they ask you to come along. Steph here had another idea- She whipped out her lactating tit and squirted the cops, adding the charge of assault on police to resisting arrest and domestic battery. Good times!

From FoxNews here:

An Ohio woman attempted to fight off police trying to remove her from her car by spraying them with her breast milk. Stephanie Robinette got into a fight with her husband while attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center in the city of Delaware on Saturday.

Her husband told police his 30-year-old wife struck him several times, then locked herself in their vehicle.

“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother,” said Sheriff Walter L. Davis III. As deputies went to restrain her, he said, Robinette “proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk.”

What an udder failure. Seems like those cops may be a little lactose intolerant, but no use crying over spilt milk.