Stupid Women are Killing the English Language

Women talk more than men. Its just a fact. Women are verbal, but some women are more verbal than others. And if you are one of those super verbal bitches that says “like” every other word, please take note of my tweet-stream of fiery hate below.

The girl was definitely annoying as hell, but it was entertaining to watch her put the girlish man she was eating dinner with squarely in the “friend zone” by announcing to the bar that she was “like done with boys.” She even openly flirted with the bar tender while this idiot friend of hers was toiling away nodding at her incessant drivel about who’s texting whom and “like blah blah blah, you know?” She said 6000 words to this dude’s 30 words and fully one eighth of those words was “like.”