This Ain’t a Weasel! Its a Marten! **WHACK**
Some poor bastard used to date a whore in Hoquiam, Washington. He’s in his apartment, minding his own business, when a man bursts into his living room, seething with anger and demanding to know where this stupid woman is located. The weirdest part is that the interloper was carrying a dead weasel.
From the AP here:
A man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” The attacker answered, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend’s apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.
He left the carcass behind. Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.
People smacking you with weasels can totally harsh your buzz, man. Even though the story doesn’t mention pot, nor does the original source at KXRO mention it, you can infer heavy marijuana use from this story. Pot smoking freaks love weasels, martens and ferrets, and why else would someone in their mid forties still be living in an apartment?
