Fruit is Old and Tastes Like Crap

Unemployment is near an all-time high and our government spent a fortune- almost 2 Million bucks- redesigning the food pyramid to look like a plate, which oddly looks like a ripoff of the Microsoft Windows logo, if it were square.

Thanks to SadHillNews.Com for the image.

This next image came in an email forward from my pal Tom. It shows three wives of world leaders walking up the stairs- Princess Letizia of Spain , French First Lady Carla Bruni and, yep, you guessed it – The Double Wide – sleeveless, no less.

And more proof that Obama stole all of the glass from the White House mirrors to use in construction of his teleprompters: