Osama Had to Download Porn Via Dirty Arab Sandal-Net

Heard of “sneaker-net?” That is when you have an airgapped network and need to transfer files from one network to another. You download the file to transportable media like a CD or thumbdrive and walk across the room to the “secure” network and upload the files there. As it turns out, this is how Osama Bin Laden watched his porn. He had dirty Arabs in sandals go to Internet cafes to download videos of infidels knocking boots, and they copied the files to portable media for viewership at the compound. I bet it was ascii text.

From Reuters here:

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden’s compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

Materials carted away from the compound by the U.S. commandos included digital thumb drives, which may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the late al Qaeda leader. U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.

Of course Bin Laden was a huge douchebag hypocrite who employed a cabal of cronies to surf porn for him and bring his sinful materials to his doorstep. The bastard had multiple wives and a stash of viagara too because face it, them burka-wearing bitches is ugly.

You know, most middle eastern countries, including Pakistan and Afghanistan, have nation-wide filtering systems on their internet access that prevents most people from locating and viewing pornography. This means that his cronies had to know how to circumvent the pr0n filters or they acquired the files from within western countries.