Don’t Bring a Knife to a Cat Fight

How pathetic are modern men when they can’t even defeat a housecat in a fair fight? And worse, while losing the fight, the man pulls a knife and the kitty still wins.

From YourHouston here:

A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man’s injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding.

I have a tiny cat that lives in my home that is pure evil with razor sharp claws. I show it no affection in return for her not slicing my calves open from knee to ankle. But if I ever was forced into a showdown, I’m pretty sure I could dominate that pussy.