Yonathan Acts a Fool
Ah, the DC Metro. Where the only good trainride is the one you take to GTFO of DC. Yonathan here discovers that he is all alone on the Metro car, and rather than enjoy the solitude that comes from not having your nose in some smelly dude’s armpit as is typical during rush hour, he decides to celebrate in his own style.
You should see how he acts when he gets onto one of the dozens of broken escalators that no one uses too.