Girls Are No Smarter in 21st Century

My pal and I had a brief and uncomfortable discussion in front of our wives about how stupid most single women still are in the 21st century. We both agreed that single women are still dumb.  Most single chicks are largely incapable of making good decisions on their own. Given equality they don’t seem to handle it well. And now, as further proof, a woman is given equality, a good job, a cell phone and, apparently, lots of free shots, to prove how stupid she is.

This is a classic example of how a chick is given the brush-off because she is unattractive/annoying/drunk and the guy just pokes fun at her to watch her make a fool of herself. Of course the man has heard of Ebay. He faked that he was getting ready to shit his drawers just to get away from your annoying ass. And of course you are single. Get used to telling men that because you are going to stay that way for a very long time.

So why did Ryan give his number to you? Obviously, he hoped he would capture your dumbass making a fool of yourself so he could upload it to the Internet. Thanks to Patton Oswalt, aka Remy from Ratatouille for the link.