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Disgusting Belly Buttons

I have a problem with navels- well, not actually- I have a problem with things that exist in navels. Like dangly jewelry surrounded by a mat of hair. And my own belly button is a festering pool of I dunno what- it could be a taco pizza in a lint and hair frappe, but I wouldn’t know because I don’t put my finger in there.

I do know that I sometimes get an itch down in my bellybutton so I pour a little hydrogen peroxide down there and flush out all the nasties. And according to a study by NCState, there are tons of different bacteria down there. Seriously NCState, this is what you study?

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Disgusting Belly Buttons

  • Dude, that’s disgusting! Now I like a nice hot chick with a flat stomach and a little jewelry adorning her navel…..it makes her look easy.

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