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Cartoon Pet Pooping and Scooping

This awesome artwork is fascinating and disturbing. Nothing makes you look so unmanly as waiting to catch dog crap in a baggie. And in the case of Mickey Mouse, he looks especially frail with his little bag.

People who are close to me think I’m bizarre because whenever I see a dog taking a dump, with his tail shivering and his eyes darting around looking embarrassed, I crack up. It makes me laugh. I know, very childish, but I can’t help it. A dog crapping on someone’s lawn is a real knee slapper for me.

But that laughter quickly goes straight to disgust when I see some dude lunge forward and pick up those steaming turds. I want to yak.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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