Reason 429 to HomeSchool: Teacher Gets Clothes 100% Off At Khols
Meet Ashley Blumenshine. She went to two different colleges after High School and probably still owes 10 grand in student loans. But she must have done poorly in school because she graduated and became a physical education teacher, which is the teaching profession typically chosen by neanderthals. She’s 27 now and was arrested by a cop for banging a sixteen year old student in her car behind a Kohl’s. And she plans to plead guilty.
From Triblocal here:
A Plainfield North High School teacher has been ordered not to have unsupervised contact with anyone under age 18 after a judge set her bond this afternoon at $75,000, because she had sex with a 16-year-old boy.
Ashley M. Blumenshine, 27, of the 4000 block Nutmeg Lane in Lisle was charged with criminal sexual abuse after police say she allegedly had sex with the 16-year-old, who is a junior at Plainfield North, in a vehicle behind Kohl’s, 11860 S. Route 59.
Police approached the scene behind Kohl’s when they noticed two suspicious vehicles “at the end of the lot away from anything else.”
Both Blumenshine and the 16-year-old boy, identified as E.L. in court documents, admitted to having sex. Filipitch said a condom was found at the scene.
The aggravated criminal sexual abuse charge is a felony punishable by three to seven years in prison.
Blumenshine plans to plead guilty but declined further comment about the nature of her relationship with the boy.
Blumenshine is not married and is a graduate of Eastern Illinois University and Olivet Nazarene University in Bourbonnais.
Plainfield District 202 released a statement this morning saying the district would take “appropriate action” after Blumenshine is released from custody.
Appropriate Action? I guess that means Blumenshine gets a paid vacation until she gets locked behind bars.
I’m sorry… I’m not really seeing a crime here. I know how you feel, but just who was taking advantage of who? I mean really. Who, at 16, wouldn’t hit that? Maybe I’m a chauvinist pig, but if the sexes were reversed, then yeah… Crime, but not the other way around. That’s nothing more than a story over beers. Later, I’m sure the parents will sue the school district for pain and mental anguish too and the kid’ll end up getting paid twice; monetarily and “other”
Men who have had sexual assault relationships with authority figures often have real problems later in life like severe alcoholism and relationship issues, and are often less likely to get counseling.
And sixteen year old high school chicks are much cuter than this busted woman
Besides, the cheap whore is too stupid to buy a hotel room.
Cheap whore? Yes. And I like a woman with a little authori-TAY. And are you tellin me you wouldn’t hit that? You must not be a musician ROFL
“I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.”
-Thornton Mellon
I’d hit it NOW. But she is deputay DAWG compared to the average 16 year old high school girl.