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BelchSpeak’s Best of 2010

As we ring in the New Year, I like to take a look back and the old and busted year to some highlights. First up are some stats on what was popular on the blog over the past year.

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Home page 87,203 More stats
Mary Shieler Cybersexed Brian Barrett to Death 10,461 More stats
Eeek! Record Breaking Accident! 4,042 More stats
Pedophile Blames Child Pornography Downloads on his Cat 3,399 More stats
Crawling in My Skin 2,597 More stats
Java Tree Man Looking to Plant His Seed 2,544 More stats
Mr. Heat Miser Song 2,517 More stats
Safest City for Zombie Outbreak? Lansing, Michigan 2,310 More stats
Shiite Moslems Finally Free to Flagellate 2,296 More stats
Incredible 3D Sidewalk Art 2,221 More stats
The Emoticon Turns 25 1,930 More stats
Oh Dear. Emo Meets Furry Meets Twilight 1,894 More stats
Megamind’s “No You Can’t!” Obama Poster 1,823 More stats
Genius? Or Stupid? Amazing Drug Bust 1,541 More stats
Teen Convicted of Murder, Dismemberment 1,457 More stats
Are McDonalds Commercials Racist? 1,432 More stats
CamWhore Hacker On Trial 1,339 More stats
Caylee Anthony’s Body Sure Did Stink 1,274 More stats

Top stories of 2010:
Byron Sonne bought shoebomber explosives on the Internet and is now still in jail waiting a trial. I write a blog post and fat lesbian cutter emo chicks wither and die. Haiti. Stinkbugs! ZOMG oil spill. The gay soldier who is a traitor. Oakton HS Terrorist. Mel Gibson goes off. Gay guy hate crime murders himself. Teresa Lewis Execution. Koran Burning. Discovery Channel Attacker, yet another crazed leftist.

Obama Failures of Note:
Really? Teh Nobel Prize for Idiocy. His Golf Game. His bows. The Space Program. Obamacare. His girlish first pitch. The Courageous Restraint Medal.

Stupidest People of the Year:
Sandra Bullock. The liberal Pentagon Shooter. This couple in Love. Melissa Etheridge. This muslim chick. This tranny. Tiger Woods. This awful liberal artist. Al Gore. Alvin Greene. Lohan.

Where’s the Global Warming?
The UK has frozen. Chilly cardinal. Shoveling the deep stuff. Don’t forget the Green Police. Chinese people are evolving snowshoes! Murder-Suicide over Global Warming. Even massive volcanos can’t slow Global Warming’s roll.

TSA Employees are Retards:
Mistreating Cripples. On your knees fattie TSA worker! Only look for oversized bathroom products, allow saw blades aboard. Job recruit via pizza boxes. Assaults over Penis Size seen on those scanners. And they confiscate play-doh.

John Edwards is a Model Democrat:
He proposed to his Baby Momma. Then watched his wife get eaten alive by cancer.

I traveled a bunch: Went to Switzerland. And Disney! And Los Angeles. Awesome party at the W overlooking the White House. And Chicago too, where I got to play Golden Tee 2011. Oh, and Jolly Ol’ England. Wine Tasting in North Carolina. Jersey. ‘Nuff said. Honolulu, which was awesome. New York City. Wine tasting in San Diego. Incredible Barbecue in San Antonio. Went to the Boston area a couple of times.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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