Emergency Yodel Lessons

Blogging may be light for a while. I’m about to go to Switzerland because I need to learn how to yodel and play the alphorn STAT! My throat is a bit scratchy, but I think they give away Riccola cough drops at the airport parking lot. They say its cold there now, but I think Swiss Miss hot cocoa should keep me nice and snug.

And as an esteemed American who is highly admired now that we have a black President, I think they will be giving me free Swatch Watches and Swiss Army knives for me and all my pals.