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Elizabeth Edwards Cancerous Liver

John couldn’t wait to get away from Elizabeth “Cancer Tits” Edwards and start his new life with his love-baby’s Mama. Sweet and romantic move for a former Father of the Year, right?

But Elizabeth updated her facebook page to say that the Docs have stopped treatment because her cancer has gotten into her liver. Not much time left for her now. Maybe if she hurries up and dies John won’t have to pay as much alimony and he can regain custody of his kids. From WRAL here:

Elizabeth Edwards’ cancer has spread, and her health has deteriorated, her family said in a statement Monday.

Edwards, 61, the estranged wife of former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, was briefly hospitalized recently, but she is now at home, where her family and friends, including John Edwards, are lending their support.

“I have been sustained throughout my life by three saving graces – my family, my friends and a faith in the power of resilience and hope,” Edwards wrote in a message posted Monday on her Facebook page. “These graces have carried me through difficult times, and they have brought more joy to the good times than I ever could have imagined. The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered. We know that.”

Because the cancer had moved into her bones in 2007, her doctors said at that time that it was no longer curable but could be treated.

Doctors now have recommended she not receive further treatment, according to the statement from her family.

What a crappy way to go- getting dumped by your husband to die of cancer alone. John Edwards will get custody of his two youngest kids, Emma and Jack, and introduce them to their new Mommy Rielle. Just in time for John to go off to jail for campaign finance fraud.

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