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TSA Now Only Looking at Penises- Not Prohibited Items

Adam Savage from Mythbusters describes today’s TSA fail- They made sure to take scans of his penis while allowing him to carry things onto the flight he shouldn’t have.

Speaking of myth busting the TSA laughably tries to debunk truthful claims on its awful blog here. Notice how downright angry their tone is becoming?

Myth: Airports can opt-out of TSA screening.
Fact: All commercial airports are regulated by TSA whether the actual screening is performed by TSA or private companies. So TSA’s policies – including advanced imaging technology and pat downs – are in place at all domestic airports.

They are making it clear that no one is going to bypass groin checks. EVER. This is our country and we have to take it back.

Even Foursquare has come out with a new badge. If you checkin at an airport and mention groin, grope or TSA you get the “baggage handler” badge:

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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