Neil Young Lost Third of Memoribilia to His Own Moonbattery

I hope Neil Young will remember that southern men make the best mechanics. Not leftist hippies from the gayest location in North America. In a hilarious turn of events, Neil Young’s bio-fueled 1959 Lincoln Continental caugh fire in his warehouse and destroyed a third of all of his collectibles stored there.

From the AP here:

A fire at a warehouse that stored memorabilia belonging to Neil Young started in a vintage car the singer had converted into a hybrid vehicle.

The fire began in Young’s 1959 Lincoln Continental and spread to the nearby warehouse in the San Francisco Bay area. Young had converted the car to run on batteries and a biodiesel-powered generator as part of his LincVolt project to create the world’s most efficient full-size vehicle.

Fire crews were able to save about 70 percent of the warehouse’s contents, including other cars and music equipment belonging to Young.

How much carbon do you think Neil released into the air by setting his garage on fire? Even more hilarious is his last album was called “Neil’s Garage.” Album’s totally hot. LOL