An Alien Invasion Could Have Improved Newport News. Not Gonna Happen Now

This video is so full of win. An enormous black news reporter standing next to a lake babbling about a blob and a guy with a name of Charlie Schmuck talking about poking an alien blob with a stick.

Newport News city center is a failed town center shopping concept district in Oyster Point in Newport News. Nothing worth seeing there until this blob thing happened.

Anyone else think that Charlie Schmuck has been poiking things with sticks his whole life?