Who’s Up For Avatar 2?

I still havent seen Jim Cameron’s last enviro-nitwit Dances With Wolves from Sapce epic drama about smurfs, but I bet the second one will be even better! A bunch of people were pitching story ideas that continue on with the Navi equals Indians theme, and one of the ideas is that the Americans infect the Navi with bedbugs from blankets from a Motel 6. Another fantastic pitch idea, and one of my favorites, is that the Americans finally get all of the unobtanium they need by simply trading the savage Navi for it with Fire Water. The Navi get drunk and the Americans get to win!

Later on in the movie all of the Navi have to go on welfare, but in the end they get the rights to build the galaxy’s shittiest casinos. Eventually, however, sympathetic white people feel so bad for what happened to the Navi that they ban the use of their names and images from all of their sports teams and in a generation or two it will be just like they never existed.