Now They Make Stoner Soda

The medical marijuana racket is now producing yummy flavored soda pops that somehow, kids aren’t supposed to want to drink. They come in seven refreshing flavors: lemonade, sweet tea, pink lemonade, strawberry, orange, grape and root beer. Sugary and guaranteed to get you high. The site also claims that it “relieves a wide range of symptoms”- like sobriety.

How is it that medical marijuana folks can make ice cream and flavored sodas that obviously appeal to children, but Joe Camel was banned as an icon for Camel Cigarettes because people feared it attracted kids? In this kooky liberal world, bad equals tobacco and teh awesome equals hallucinogenic drugs.