Its 2010 and Girls are Still Stupid

A ridiculous article appeared in the Lincoln Journal Star showing two stupid little girls freaking out because they got to talk to their dead sister using a 300-in-1 electronics kit called a “spirit phone.” The man running this scam should be written up in the paper as a fraud but instead the journalist happily promoted the fraud by writing about two stupid girls crying.

From the Journalstar here:

Carol Ready of Scribner has carried guilt since two sisters died more than three years ago in a rollover.

The girls died April 14, 2007, en route to Concordia University for its “Gathering of Talents.” Beth and Erin, 7, were to sing solos at the festival.

“I felt like they died because I pushed them away,” Carol said. “I thought it was God’s punishment.”
Carol’s mother, Ruth Ready, carries guilt for losing control of the Suburban that flipped twice on Nebraska 79 near North Bend.

Carol was able to “talk” to her two sisters with the help of paranormal expert Chris Moon, who was at Nebraska Wesleyan University Friday night. Moon claims to have the ability to talk to the dead through a spirit phone, a device he says uses sound waves to convey messages between worlds. He travels the United States going into historically haunted houses to talk to ghosts.

Moon asked people to start asking questions. Carol asked if Beth and Erin were there. Through the phone they said, “Yes, here.”

“Is there a girl that’s 7?”

“Yes.”

“Is there another girl that’s 11?”

“Yes. We are at home. Safe.”

“Beth? Beth Ready?”

“Me. Hi. This is odd. We’re cool,” she giggled. Carol started shaking; tears streamed down her face.
“That was Beth’s voice and giggle. I will never forget that sweet voice,” Carol said. “I remember one morning I woke her up by putting my hand on hers and she said, ‘Hi!’ That was the same hi I heard that morning.”

“Are you mad at Mom?”

“A little, because she is blaming herself and holding guilt.”

“Every day Mom thinks about you girls.”

Carol cried harder. Other students crowded around. Chris Moon teared up too.

These stupid bitches will believe anything. They probably buy crystals based on their shakra power and buy bracelets that stabilize their ditziness. Chris Moon is a fraud and you can’t communicate with ghosts.

So her sisters were killed in a rollover? They should stop wasting their anytime minutes.

Do you have any idea how many people God will kill if you don’t use your rollover minutes? Do you?!

Thanks to Fark for the article.