Glacier Snuggle Suits For Moonbats

This is a real thing. Its a giant oven mit made for whackjob green environmental moonbats that want to be able to hump or hug or drool on those every quickly receding glaciers (LOL NOT) without letting their body heat contribute to melting them.

From ITP.nyu here:

This suit explores the avenue of “body” language and non-verbal communication. Intended for awkward introductory glacier encounters, it acts as an “ice breaker”, better enabling a person to lie prone on the surface of the glacier and give it a hug. Worn on the front of the body, the reflective padded material serves to mediate the difference in temperatures between the human body and the glacial ice.

I think the suit serves better as a profilactic keep the stink of patchouli oil and hemp smoke off of the glaciers. I wish to god polar bears would eat anyone trying to do this. And just how is the discerning urban dwelling moonbat supposed to get to a glacier to poke his ineffective wiener into it? On a bicycle? Or will they have to burn up loads of fossil fuels to get to one? But that’s okay, because Gaea understands.

Thanks to Michelle Malkin.