Finally, a Website for Aging Whores
Crap on a cracker, this is a real website. Cougarlife.Com is a site where women can post their profiles in hopes of getting their eager beavers crammed with slacker seed.
I don’t think the theme song is right. They should have licensed Rod Stewart’s Maggie Mae since that is the anthem of Cougar Nation. The website is helpful in providing the definition of both a “cougar” and the men who defile them, called “cubs.”
What is a Cougar? Cougars are Women in their PRIME: independent, sexy and wildly successful. They enjoy men that are youthful, fit with the same zest for life. Cougars are classy, confident women that already possess many of the finer things in life — but now want the young, hot guy to go with it.
What is a Cub? To snare a true Cougar a man needs to be youthful, fit, unintimidated and of course sexually driven! These men can range from athletes to intellectuals, and from technologists to entrepreneurs and all points in between; they can come in all shapes and sizes, but one thing they have in common is the desire to possess a sexually charged older woman.
The website should have a banner that says “Abandon all self-respect ye who enter here.”
I can see thousands of doublewide dwelling haus fraus in that websites future….
Not one of those chicks is old enough to be a cougar. I guess if they trolled the Starlight Lounge in the Holiday Inn Express down by the interstate, which is were most actual cougars are found, their subscriber count wouldn’t be nearly as high.