Maryland Green Party Candidate Natasha Pettigrew Suddenly Withdraws From Race

Natasha Pettigrew was barely old enough to be a Senator at the age of 30, but she was a serious liberal progressive- she demanded free healthcare for all under a single payer system and she envisioned blanketing the state of Maryland with windmills because she thought the state needed to be ready when the coal and oil ran out.

From her Senate page here:

We must vehemently encourage the use of renewable and sustainable sources of energy. By investing in those sources, we can be prepared when coal and oil have been exhausted.

Maryland presents an ideal location for wind farms. If we invest in wind, we can provide not only for ourselves, but sell the excess to generate revenue.

Single payer health coverage would provide Americans with one administrative body for all health care needs

Natasha suddenly withdrew from the race when she took her bicycle out for a ride in the predawn hours and was flattened by a big-ass Cadillac Escalade. The driver of the SUV didn’t stop until she got home 4 miles away and pulled the crumpled bike out of her grill.

Isn’t this ironic? If Pettigrew believed in God, would she consider this a judgement? If she believed in Eastern Religion like most liberal whackjobs, would this be karma? And the Cadillac was made by GM, about whom Ralph Nader, Green Party Presidential candidate wrote his stupid book Unsafe at Any Speed.

And hey, I call dibs on her unused Carbon Credits under Maryland’s salvage rights and laws. I’m going to use it to fill up my buddy’s SUV with Premium!