Uh Oh, Shaggy! Pot Prices Ready to Skyrocket in California
Dope growers just got unionized. This means that prices are about to go way up while output goes way down. It also means that if the Feds really want to shut down the industry they just have to deny the pot growers a pension, and they will go on strike forever.
Some other ramifications of unionized pot growers:
- Rival homegrowers get surprise visits from thugs with crowbars
- Slackers with low crop yield now show up to Cartel boss with a Union Rep
- Finally, someone to do something about illegal gardners in California!
- Hey, hippies get a dental plan!
- Mandatory time and a half for employees working over 40 hours per week, ah, who am I kidding??
- Even if a pot field gets razed by the Feds, the growers still get paid!
- There is finally a dream union job with no mandatory drug testing!
- After second year, 70% of employees are on paid disability from too much bending over in the fields.
- Remember puff, puff, look for the union label my shizzles!
I think this is awesome. The best way to kill any business is to let a Union run it.
