International Koran Burning Day Draws Protests from Racist Group
I wasn’t sure if burning the Koran on 9/11 was a good idea or not. Then the New Black Panther Party showed up to protest it so I guess that means that this must be a fantastic idea. If hatemongering racist groups like the NBPP are against you then you must be doing something right. So go ahead, Dove World Outreach Center. Fry that sucker up.
Gainesville.Com has the whole story here, including all of the usual threats of more suicide bombings by Muslims if the church proceeds with the koran burning. I say go for it because it induces lulz.
Having burned several korans myself, here are my tips for a successful koran burning:
- Don’t just pour on the gas and add a match. Books don’t burn easily because there is a lack of oxygen between the pages. Drill about a half dozen holes through the koran first. This allows the fire to more easily consume the book of fiction.
- Be sure to start the fire using small kindling. Avoid the use of accelerants such as gasoline, kerosene and lighter fluid. The fumes are noxious and potentially explosive. Remember, you are burning the koran, not trying to set yourself or your friends on fire.
- Be sure to keep the fire enclosed in a firepit.
- Pile korans no more that ten deep. Too many more, you can’t get close enough to watch them burn. Man, that rice paper can cook!
- Be sure to use pork based wieners if you and your friends are going to roast food. Pork makes this act even more outrageous and lulzy to our muzzie friends.
- If you plan to fry bacon over a pile of burning korans, wait until the flames burn down to coals. Direct fire will just incinerate your bacon, and that’s just a waste of great pork.
- Finally, have fun!
