At What Point Do You Install the Stripper Pole?

Face it, Dad. Your daughter is dumb. Do you spend extra time and money in tutoring on the outside hope that she will be able to keep from getting knocked up long enough to enter junior college? Or do you go the easy route and just install the 30 dollar stripper pole from the Billiards and Barstools store? This Dad took the easy route.

Face it girls. Your Dad is dumb. First he gets you a web camera after you innocently told him that its the new way to chat with friends. Sure you use it to camwhore yourself on Chat Roulette. And what’s with the stripper pole Dad bought? Couldn’t he at least use some anchor bolts instead of drywall screws to affix it to the ceiling?