Would Time Travelers Exist?

If it were possible to travel through time, then there must be time travelers among us. And they would therefore appear during times of monumental and historical events. For instance, if you wanted to set out to capture a time traveler, wouldn’t you set a trap for one in or around the World Trade Center on 9/11? Or maybe during the initiation phase of the Hadron Collider?

From CNET here:

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment’s vending machines.

Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

Scary. I also have a theory that crop circles are caused by time travelers because those areas are long-time documented as being devoid of concrete buildings that would be very bad to re-emerge into during a time jump.