McDonalds Criticized for Giving Away Marvel Characters

I’m really beginning to think that whackjob leftists who hate McDonalds and their Happy Meals are just bitter sterile women and cranky gay men who hate their own childhood and want to take childhood away from other kids. Now the Thing and the Human Torch are being criticized as childrens toys in the Happy Meals because they represent violence. Sheesh.

From Commercialfreechildhood here:

It’s hard to believe, but McDonald’s Happy Meal toys have hit a new low.

The fast food giant’s latest giveaway for preschool boys features eight Marvel comic action figures. One, The Human Torch, is a man engulfed in flames. Another, The Thing, menacingly roars “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!” at the press of a button.

It’s bad enough that McDonald’s relentlessly uses junk toys to sell children on junk food. It’s awful that this giveaway continues the troubling trend of fast food restaurants promoting toys linked to violent PG-13 movies. And it’s terrible that McDonald’s, the leading distributor of toys in the United States, relentlessly perpetuates the worst gendered stereotypes with its Happy Meal giveaways. During the current promotion, boys get violent action figures with their burgers and fries, while girls are offered cutesy animals that, bizarrely, come with hand bags.

But now, for preschool boys, a so-called happy meal at McDonald’s features the horrifying spectacle of a man on fire and a menacing figure that explicitly spurs them to violence.

I think these vegan pussies don’t like superheros because they can lift more than 100 pounds. As far as gender stereotypes, only gender-confused people fail to understand that there is actually a difference between boys and girls. I suppose this group would rather have McDonalds give away anatomically correct dolls having gay sex?