BelchSpeak

I can't believe that came from your mouth!

CyberHumor

You Auto-Complete Me

I never wondered this before, but now I do-

From now on, if a homeless guy begs me for change I will quiz him with a series of knock knock jokes. If he remembers what a door is and the sound it makes, he hasn’t been out there long enough to need my 35 cents.

And you should stop calling them “homeless.” Call them “Urban Outdoorsmen.”

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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