Al Gore Finally Gets to Listen to NWA and WASP Albums

Al Gore, back from having to deal with a new round of sexual assault allegations on a massage worker, allowed himself to unwind to a hard core album that Tipper never let him hear when they were still married.

From the Onion here:

Finally unhindered by his wife Tipper’s 25-year-long household ban on violent and sexually explicit music, former vice president Al Gore, 62, reportedly embraced his newfound independence this week by listening to the albums of the heavy metal band W.A.S.P.

“For the first time in decades, I get to play the kind of music I like without someone nagging me about what a bad influence it is,” said Gore, sitting on the floor of his living room as he cued up the song “Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)” on his stereo. “And I get to crank it up as loud as I want.”

Gore, who was prohibited from hearing music with graphic sex, violence, or drug references since Tipper founded the Parents Music Resource Center in 1985, confirmed yesterday that her crusade was “total bullcrap.”

And you just know his son is supplying him with some awesome weed to go along with his newfound love for the hard music. He would grow a mullet but he’s totally bald in back.