Hipster Vegan Arsonist Captured

Look at this stupid vegan hipster arsonist. Walter Bond went by the name of “Lone wolf” and was burning down restaurants and businesses that he deemed to be making animals suffer.

From TSG here:

An animal rights activist who has the word “Vegan” tattooed on his throat was arrested last night and charged with arson for burning down a Colorado factory that sells a variety of sheepskin products. Walter Bond, 34, is also suspected of torching a leather factory in Utah and a restaurant serving foie gras and other wild game. Bond, pictured in the below mug shot, is a member of Animal Liberation Front, which has published communiques on its web site about the arson attacks (which are credited to an ALF member known as “Lone Wolf”). Bond yesterday admitted to the arsons in a recorded meeting with a confidential informant. Bond explained he “used the nickname ‘Lone Wolf’ and these businesses all represented animals wolves typically hunt.” After Bond’s arrest, agents searched his backpack and found “propaganda literature titled, “The Declaration of War–Killing People to Save the Animals and the Environment–Strike a Match Light a Fuse We’ve Only Have the Earth to Lose.” If convicted of the April 2010 arson at the Sheepskin Factory in Glendale, Colorado, Bond faces a maximum of 20 years in prison.

This domestic terrorist needs to be convicted of destroying the other businesses too and sentenced to life behind bars. I hope they force him to eat cheeseburgers in jail. And as far as “lone wolf” goes I’m certain Bond is just like this guy:

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