Hey Lady Put My Dog Down, OMGWTF??!
A transvestite captured a stray dog at a Cornish Castle and raped it.
From News.com.au here:
A CROSS-dressing man was caught having sex with a dog in the moat of a picturesque English Castle.
The 33-year-old transvestite mounted the canine after it ran off from its owner at Pendennis Castle – a historical fortress in southern England built by King Henry VIII. The pet’s owner had been touring the castle with a friend when the dog chased after the cross-dresser. By the time the woman caught up with her pet, the man was already having sex with it.
I think the tranny was humming “nick-nack paddy-whack give the dog a bone.” I don’t think they have rape crisis counseling for dogs. Would you have to put the screwed-pooch down?