“Stop Ignoring Me,” Pleas Generic White Boy
Ah, the extremes people go to in order to get noticed. Attention whores usually just swing around on poles or get gigantic tattoos across their back.
This generic white boy, Jesse Thornhill from Tulsa, Oklahoma, went to the trouble of getting tattoos covering him up to the neckline, lots of piercings, including, I’m sure, a Prince Albert in his penis, and studs implanted into his skull. He topped all that off with horned implants to make him look like a devil.
He still didn’t get the attention he craved so he tried to run over his landlady with his car. And when you look up the address of this horned freak listed in the police report, using Google Street View, lo and behold, you see the squad car sitting there. I guess that home gets frequent visits from the police.
Most of his piercings have been removed for the mug shot, so he cannot bring metal items into the jail. But not all of them. The in-processing officers know how to search an anus or armpit, but trying to pry a rivet out of bones must have its own special level of grossteque.