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Of Course You Know, Muslims Don’t Poop Like Normal People

And in England, where they continue to mutate British culture into a state of jihad, they are now installing these awful Muzzie Crappers:

From the DailyMail here:

For centuries, the great British loo has been a matter of envy to the rest of the world. Thanks to the efforts of pioneers like the legendary Thomas Crapper, we have long since led the world in comfort and hygiene.

Now, however, that could be about to change.

For most of us, the squat toilet is nothing more than a staple of horror stories about old-fashioned French service stations or the exploits of adventurous backpackers in far-flung parts of India.

But this basic form of plumbing, also known as a Turkish toilet or Nile pan, could be coming to a shopping centre near you – and all in the name of cultural sensitivity.

The picture above is a clean, optimal version of what Muslims typically use. The picture below is actually the norm. The horrifying norm. Notice the lack of toilet paper?

What should be done is make these handy signs instead:

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

4 thoughts on “Of Course You Know, Muslims Don’t Poop Like Normal People

  • Cultural sensitivity?!?!?! All because they don’t no how to properly take a DUMP?!?!? Please! They need to join the new millenneum… Meaning… The 1900’s (baby steps)

  • Oh,my! What is the world coming to, then, not letting a Wild Oriental Gentlemen have a moment of privy to hisself ?!

    At least, not being in the desert, one doesn’t need to wipe onesself with sand, don’t you know!

  • godiva7

    they don’t have toilets out there…most places are poor neighborhoods and don’t have running water…SERIOUSLY….they take a dump in a hole in the ground. They pay women to clean out the hole when it fills ….2 dollars a month to clean it out.SERIOUSLY, look it up.

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