Clown Rape is Both Scarier and Funnier than Regular Rape
Aye Carumba! Some Mexican clown was busted for molesting his step daughter.
From TSG here:
A Mexican street clown–arrested in full face paint–was booked Wednedsday on a sexual assault charge. Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was juggling on a Juarez street corner when collared by cops in connection with the alleged assault of his teenage stepdaughter.
It’s bad enough having a stepdad. Worse I suppose that you Mom married a freakin’ clown. Worse still that when he motorboats your boobies he gets his stupid pink facepaint on your good bra.