Maybe, Just Maybe, This Dude Was Doing Drugs

Meet Bobby Prosser. When not impersonating a turtle, Bobby likes to grow reefer just off of school grounds near an Elementary School in Cincinatti Ohio. Sure, his eyes look clear now, but:

From WLWT here:

A Price Hill man had his bond set at $10,000 after he was charged with drug possession, cultivation of marijuana and having weapons while under disability.

Robert Prosser was accused of knowingly cultivating within the vicinity of Rees E. Price School in Price Hill.

Police officers found 33 plants and three guns at Prosser’s Glenway Avenue home.

Growing the weed doesn’t scare me. That this guy might have three firearms certainly does!

And FARK came to the rescue with this image:

The only difference is that this stoned tortoise isn’t packing heat!