KaChing!! Tiger Woods Pays Out in Divorce for 3/4 Billion Dollars
750 Million dollars is going to Elin Woods because Tiger was a whorebag. Government social programs often don’t cost as much as this.
From theSun here:
TIGER WOODS is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record £500million.
In return, former wife ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
Swedish ex model Elin ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Tiger, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion (£660m) she thought.
“The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life – even if Tiger dies first – or she’ll lose the lot.”
I wonder how Elin is planning on keeping her kids away from things like the Internet and television if she is so worried about protecting them from exposure to Tiger’s mistresses. Oh well, three quarters of a billion dollars will buy lots of therapy, lots of presents and most of Oklahoma.
I’ll bet Tiger looks at pictures like this and then at his check book and thinks, “Man, I f-ed up!”