Al Gore Demands Happy Ending for a $540 Massage

Maybe Tipper Gore is leaving Al because he tried to tongue punch a massage therapist in Portland Oregon.  He paid 540 dollars for a massage that ended not so happily for Mr. Green-  she accused him of sexual assault.

FINISH ME!!

From OregonLive here:

A Portland massage therapist gave local police a detailed statement last year alleging that former Vice President Al Gore groped her, kissed her and made unwanted sexual advances during a late-night massage session in October 2006 in a suite at the upscale Hotel Lucia.

The woman told investigators that she was called to the hotel about 10:30 p.m. Oct. 24, 2006, to provide a massage for Gore, who was registered under the name “Mr. Stone.” Once inside his ninth-floor suite, she said he pushed her hand to his groin, fondled her buttocks and breasts, tongue-kissed her and threw her down on the bed as she tried to thwart his advances.

She also said Gore had finished a beer and opened a bottle of Grand Marnier while she was in the room.

While the Police Bureau considers it a closed case, it said it would reopen it if new evidence is received. “We’re not disputing Al Gore was in the hotel room with this woman,” Wheat said. “The two people in that room were Mr. Gore and this woman. If a bellhop came in and saw something, that would be different.”

The Enquirer has seen the massage bill. And hey, how smooth is Al chasing a beer with GM? Sounds like something a fat tard from Tennessee would do.