The Wonders of Islam: Cow Humping
A Muslim man was busted in the act of having sex with a cow. And he claims the cow seduced him. Then they drowned that whore cow in the sea to prevent it from seducing anyone else. Praise Allah!
From the TimesLive here:
An 18-year-old man on Indonesia’s resort island of Bali claimed he was seduced by a cow after being caught having sex with the animal.
A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit in the act on Sunday and immediately reported him to local authorities.
On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. “She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” he said.
He had to pay 2,000 old coins as a traditional punishment while the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 dollars) in compensation.
I think this is a case of “uncovered meat.” Maybe they need to force the cows to wear veils and never be allowed into the corral unless they are escorted by a male relative. I think that will take care of the problem.
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I’m confused. The Ayatollah Khomeini made it quite clear in his “Little Green Book of Islamic Jurisprudence” that sex with animals is allowed under islam as long as you slaughter the animal afterward. You then have to sell the meat in a neighboring village, not to the folks in yer home town.
Seems they don’t know much about their own religion or this would have been no big deal.
No islam…Know Peace.
Know islam…throw up!
“…While the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 dollars) in compensation.” (I suspect the village chieftan is going to make Gusti’s life a tad difficult.) Not as rough as it was for the cow who got drown. The constant stupidity and cruelty of muslim law amazes me.
The article didn’t say he was Muslim. Most Balinese people are Hindu, not Muslim, and no “law” was probably involved here. Just sayin.
For a Hindu man to bone a holy animal- that is even funnier than a Muslim. I’m pretty sure the cow was a Muslim, however.