Snooki and McCain Talk Tanning
Not too sure what a Snooki is, but she hates Obama and his 10% tanning salon tax.
From Foxnews here:
The pint-sized reality star voiced her disappointment in Obama’s tax plan, saying John McCain wouldn’t have done that.
“I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning … And I feel like he did that intentionally for us,” Snooki said in the Season 2 preview, before her boyfriend spritzed her with a fake tan spray.
“McCain would never put a ten percent tax on tanning, because he’s pale and probably would want to be tan,” she added.
And it seems the Arizona senator was paying attention. He Tweeted to Snooki “ur right, I would never tax your tanning bed. O’s tax policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!”
I’m not sure what is the more bizarre idea here- that Snooki thinks Obama’s tax was punishment for Italian trash or that McCain spends his time watching Jersey Shore?
And now… I think I need therapy. Just knowing that whole scenario has put me off kilter.
Imagine a tax that only dark skinned people had to pay.
What would such a tax be called? Hmmm….
Jackson and Sharpton would be screeching as usual about…wait for it….racism!
And rightly so. Since this tax only affects light skinned people, it gets a pass.
Obama shall forever be known as The Great Divider.