Al Gore Divorcicle!

Al Gore, the insane lunatic that walks the earth in a sandwich board sign declaring that the earth is coming to an end is about to be divorced by his wife after 40 long, boring, disappointing years. This means that she will get half of the Presidential Loser’s considerable wealth he’s managed to chisel from various global warming carbon offset scams he’s running, plus the cash from the retarded global warming movie he made, plus half his nobel prize winnings, plus half of his real estate holdings, plus half of current TV.

NOOOOO!!! Greedy Bitch!!!

I’m sure he will tell Tipper in the divorce proceedings to “Go ahead take all my wealth! It won’t do you any good when you are 40 feet below sea level due to melting glaciers! They’ll call you the sea hag! I won’t let you come aboard the Ark I’m building in Tennessee to save 2 of every critter! Bill Clinton always told me you were a bitch!”