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An 89 year old man needed to find a clue to help him solve his crossword puzzle. What is six letters for “Asian Wild Ass?” He used Yahoo to search for Asian wild Ass and was stunned at what he found.
From the Sun here:
A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey – and was bombarded with hard-core porn.
The great-grandad typed “asian ass” into Yahoo’s search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.
But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered “the hottest spicy asian ass you’ll ever see”.
Ex-engineer Jack said: “I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn’t know this sort of stuff existed.”
It was “onager” – sometimes known as “Wild Ass Asian” and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.
He was doubly stunned to find that they aren’t actually sideways.
Wow! I must’ve been more drunk than I thought that night because I thought it had at least a little tilt to it…