Gary Coleman Gets Half-Off at Funeral Home

I’ll keep this short. The half-pint star of Diff’rent Strokes died from intracranial bleeding today. Its apparently the same disease that he has been suffering from for quite some time. Hmm. Intracranial bleeding is just a “diff’rent stroke” after all, right?

The little dude at least gets a discount on his casket since its kid-sized as well as a discount for his funeral plot since he doesn’t need the full size. He may be able to share it with several other notable midgets, as they stack pretty well in tight spaces. There is even room left over for Verne Troyer.

I know you guys think I’m awful and may even be shouting, “Pat that’s a low blow!”

I know, life is too short. Gary Coleman knew this. But was never able to rise above his low expectations. He was 4’2″. Uh, make that 42.