TSA Agents Dont Understand Games
I wore this shirt on travel today. My beautiful wife got me this shirt and it illustrates the game of rock paper scissors lizard Spock. While going through the security line the TSA agent checked my ID with a stupid jewelers glass like he was examining a diamond, then checked my boarding pass and then eyeballed me suspiciously and stared open-mouthed at my tshirt.
“I see rock paper scissors but I don’t get the rest.”
To which I replied (and this is not a reply I will repeat in the future) “of course you don’t get it. You have a job a fifth grader could do. No one expects you to be able to understand a tshirt.”
TSA inspector McFly didn’t like my comment and he singled me out for “special screening.”
I hate it when my filter fails… And… Monday is when it seems most prone to failure…
Did ATF Agent Robert Stack make his famous proclamation today?
Sometimes you have to say something, so good for you. Next time, tell the screener the 2 symbols stand for Allah Akbar, and you’ll breeze right thru no matter how insulting you are.