TSA Employees are Retards: Tiny Penised People Confiscate Screw Driver Bits
Meet Ronaldo Negrin, the fat TSA worker with a tiny penis. His penis, like most TSA employees, is so tiny it made national front page news when he bludgeoned a fellow TSA worker with a police baton for making jokes about his lack of manhood and intelligence. Negrin had walked through one of those new naked xray scanners they will soon be forcing the rest of us through and the supervisor pointed and laughed.
From NBC Miami here:
Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.
A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after he attacked a colleague who’d made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.
Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday. Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.
According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.
“[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say ‘your sorry,'” the report reads. “Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron].”
Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.
“[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind,” the report reads.
Negrin was arrested and booked into Miami-Dade County Jail. His arrest photo (above) shows him wearing his blue TSA shirt at the time of the arrest.
I applaud the beating of all TSA employees. I was at Disney this week making that exact wish upon a star and I hope my dreams come true that all TSA agents get a severe beating with a police baton. These retards, who are better suited at flipping burgers, let known terrorists on airplanes, but think that a set of screwdriver bits for a screwdriver that is shorter than seven inches is somehow a threat to national security. They confiscated my set at Dulles, despite allowing it through thirty times before.
Their own website forbids drill bits, but not screwdriver bits, and these retards certainly don’t know the difference. When I told the retarded black woman in the TSA uniform that she needed more training to be able to recognize threats and risks, she told me that she had military training and government training, which if stealing traveller’s screwdriver bit sets somehow protects the nation, I hereby announce the pending demise of the USA. With retards like this protecting us, the terrorists have won.
