Awesome Infomercial for Middle Aged Geeks

Remember that guy in High School who was the greasy-haired nerd who seemed way too much into Dungeons and Dragons? Whatever happened to that guy? Oh, I see he is making incredible infomercials involving meat parts, boots and a friggin awesome GREAT SWORD!

Know what’s awesome about this video? All of it! But the best part is that they stuffed the cowboy boots with steak before cutting the friggin’ feet clean off!

Fact of the matter is that a great sword does, at the very least, 1D8 damage with a minus 1 initiative because its unwieldy and slow. Some revised rules put it at 2D6 + 3 damage. So maybe in the hands of the right weapons master this could be formidable. In the hands of fat geeks in dress shirts? All damage takes a minus 4 HP damage.

Regardless, all informercials should be about weaponry from Middle Earth!