SEC Employees Spanking It to Tranny Porn

Way to go, Securities and Exchange Commission! While Wall Street had a melt down, your employees were unzipping and spewing goo on their keyboards to porn of chicks with dicks. Nice to know where my tax dollars go.

From Gawker here:

Over the past two years, more than a dozen Securities and Exchange employees and contractors have tried to view pornography on government computers at least 8,273 times. Here’s what they were looking at while the global financial system cratered.

The Washington Times broke the story of the SEC’s porn problem, which became the subject of numerous inspector general investigations, last month. And Dealbreaker subsequently published one report of an inspector general investigation into an SEC regional supervisor who viewed transvestite porn at work as stress relief.

Now we’ve obtained reports of 16 investigations into porn-surfing by SEC employees and contractors (one of them is a woman!), including one man who said his daily porn viewing at work was limited to “no longer than an hour and a half a day.” The man told investigators that his porn habit grew out of looking at photos of men in bathing suits.

Two video files found on his computer were referred to the FBI because investigators suspected that the boys depicted having sex in them were underage.

It seems that the SEC did have a content filter proxy that prevented much of the access attempts, however, I think it was woefully out of date with its blocklist. Government sites such as the National Science Foundation don’t allow internet filters becuase their union-thug employees somehow dictate internet security policies to the CIO. And perverts don’t know how to use SSH tunnels.

Maybe if they get a good updated proxy in place, these Federal pervs will need to turn to porn simulators: